Long Due..

So I have been slacking in blogging, but so what? I mean come on, its only the side product of being busy, what with my two wives... Sandhya and Q4R.

Sandhya, or Sandy (since we have gotten so cozy close) is an absolute bytch, I mean what is with being there over my head all the time. Cant you just cut me some slack, but then I love her to death and thats again a side product of love. Busy...

And then Q4R which is an even bigger one if that is at all possible, so I am doing double shift. Days to Q4R and nights to Sandy. And you ask what happened to that simpleton I am legally married to? Of course you wont remember that I hate her. She is absolutely no use, but a man must do what he has to do, so my legal wife, is on a vaccation or rather that I am on a vaccation from her. But by God if ever there were a vaccation like this with swift dwindling accounts and high rising blood pressure, zero phone balance and emptiness it will sell out faster than sweets on Diwali eve. Alas you have to be The Void to have that....

And between the three wives I am torn and busy... but my legal wife is tolerant of Q4R and is ignorant of Sandy, Q4R knows the legal complexities coming with having a legal wife, so she is tolerant of her but is again ignorant of Sandy. Sandy is the absolute bytch, she knows nothing, hears nothing and demands everything. No wonder I love her the most. And it is not just Sandy, but the sidekicks that come with her, I love them too. And in this disaster of polygamy my friends have grown sarcastic and family well... its better not to involve family in the blogs!! It only results in chaos.

So here you are, the reason of my messed up life. Is all good in the hood. You see friendship is tricky but romance is downright evil. It gnaws and sucks on you till nothing is left of you but a shadow, or an empty space-The Void. But here is a thought thats been in my mind for sometime now, and the root of all troubles as I can see

"A friend to all is a friend to none."

In what context I say this will take another lengthy bitching post, and I have realized that one of my many possible downfalls can be the bitching, so I am taking a break from bitching, and thats enough bitching, so I wil quit bitching, and leave. Ciao!!