We are graduating in june(or nearabouts) this year, and we all will soon be one of those 9-5 job guys... or if considering recession... unemployed. Both are depressing, each one more than the other. This is the last fun part of your entire life. So what is the craziest thing you wanted to do but never had the balls to do... or thought insensible to do?
Here is my list... I have already done many of them.. but still
20) Tell a lecturer how stupid he is, when he confidently suggests a wrong thing.
19) Slap the stupid blighter in case he disagrees.
18) Tell my hod how gay he is.
17) Try drinking desi tharra (alcohol)
16) Get into a really nasty fight.
15) Get really drunk and sneak into girl's hostel!
14) Return of Bajrang Dal... (enough said!)
13) kill all biharis except kinetic bihari of corse... TI rules!
12) Start singing "you are not alone" by tears for fears loudly in examination hall.
11) Kill my old quarterback's "sister"!
10) Find the principal, grab him by both arms and shout "engines can't be made of plastic you fool"
9) Find our chairman, and say "You are fucking blind man... and so are your close circuit cameras"
8)Convince the english professor to attend english speaking classes.
7) Walk out of a lecture on the grounds that the lecturer is too stupid and even I can't teach him!
6) Have an unlimited booze party with strippers!
5) Spray paint "HOD('s name) is a loser all over the campus.
4) Give a seminar on lovelogy and the proper way to smooch... really the kids have it all wrong!
3) Have an ONS..
2) Find a job (with the market situation as it is, that actually is a crazy thing)
1)---CLASSIFIED---
I hope you enjoyed it, I will be back with more soon. Keep watching this space.
Luv
Void
